Main
Characters
Stan Marsh - Reasonably sane
and normal, Stan is the de facto leader of the kids and
usually the voice of reason. He's also just figuring out girls
- sortof. He has an older
sister, Shelley.
Kenny McCormick - Kenny
comes from an extremely poor family, and has to make up
for his low social class by being the most foul-mouthed (and minded)
kid of the group.
He tends to be a disaster magnet.
Kyle Broslofski - Kyle is
a fairly neurotic kid from a Jewish family, but is otherwise
fairly normal. He enjoys torturing Cartman whenever possible,
but is generally the most
prone to depression. He has a younger brother, Ike.
Eric Cartman - Cartman is
fat and sensitive about it, mostly because he comes from an
extremely dysfunctional home. He gets picked on more than the
rest of the kids,
because he's the easiest to taunt.
Chef - Chef is the school cafeteria
chef and the boys' mentor. He sings a lot, has sex a
lot, and just generally acts like you'd expect knowing that he's
voiced by Isaac Hayes,
the guy who wrote Shaft (well, the music anyway).
Wendy Testaburger - Wendy
is the smartest girl in the third grade and Stan's girlfriend,
to a point.
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Mr.
Garrison and Mr. Hat - Mr. Garrison is the boys' third grade
teacher, though he is
controlled by Mr. Hat.
