These are the
words that I think Kenny says
Theme
Song
"I like Girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big
vagina"
Interesting fact: If you play what Kenny says backwards,
he says "Kenny needs to take his hood off!" Clearly.
TV commercial
Kyle:This program is brought to you by 'Magic, the gathering'
Kenny:'member, it's just a game'
Note: Many people think Kenny says: "This game is fucking
gay"..
Think about it! Why the hell would MTG pay Comedy Central to have
Kenny say their game is
gay???? I DON'T THINK SO!
Cartman
gets an anal probe
1. After Kyle asks Kenny what a dildo is, Kenny says "It's
what your moms use when their alone"***
2. When the boys are talking about how far Stan can get with Wendy,
Kenny says 'Maybe you can
touch her pussy"
3. After he get by the Visitors blast and Kyle thinks he's , Kenny
gets up and says "No, I, I'm all right.
Ahhhh!"
4. After He gets ran over by the cows, he gets back up and says
"Nope, I'm fine. Ah!"
Weightgain
4000
1. When they are talking to Chef about him sleeping with Kathie
Lee, Kenny Says "Is your penis big?"
2. When Cartman thinks he is thinning, while he is only fattening,
Kenny says "Look at the size of his
boobs!"
3. After Kenny gets shot by Mr. Garrison, and is flown up in the
air, he says "Oh no"
The Volcano
1. After Stan says to cartman "maybe your mom can give me
a kiss too" Kenny says, 'Maybe she can
suck my dick "***
2. After Kyle gets the flash light, Kenny says "Hey! What's
that?" referring to the volcano.
3. After Jimbo throws the grenade that kills all the fish, Jimbo
says it smells, and Kenny says "Kinda
like a vagina."
4. After Jimbo makes Kenny his official nephew Kenny says "Cool"
5. After the lava ball lands on Kenny, he says "Nope, I'm
okay"
6. After the lava ball rolls over him again Kenny goes "Ahhh"
7. After the volcano incident is over, Kenny comes walking back
and he says "Hey guys, what's up?"
8. After getting shot by Ned, Kenny says "oh no!"
Big gay
Al's Big gay Boat ride
1. While Sparky is Raping Sylvester , Kenny see what they are
doing and says "Oh my god I think
they're screwing."
2. After Stan tries saying it's Sylvester who is confused, Kenny
say "Not from what I saw"
3. When Stan is talking about gay people, Kenny says "They
suck"
An Elephant
makes Love to a Pig
1. When talking about pig and elephants, Kenny says "Hey
you guys, I talked to Garrison and he told
me they're like the same."
2. When talking about how much of a wuss Stan is for getting his
ass kicked by a girl, Kenny say "Or
are you gonna feather your
hair?"
3. After Kyle says this about what Stan should do about his sister"Stan,
you can use family love as a
weapon against Shelley. The next
time she's gonna kick your ass, just tell her, "Shelley,
you're my sister, and I love you."" Kenny says
"And I want to take off your bra."
4. When the genetic doctor comes and tells the boys of Stan's
clone, Kenny says "A big mutant
Stan?!?"
5. When Kenny sees the destruction that Stan's clone is causing,
he says "Oh my God!What is he
doin'?"
Death
1. After Kenny gets to school from being late due to diarrhea,
Kenny raises his hand and say "I have to
go fart."
2. After Kenny says number 1, Mr . Garrison says didn't you just
go? And Kenny says "I did, I gotta
go shit"
3. After Kenny comes out of the bathroom, he races back in and
says "Oh my God!"
4. Kenny runs to the bathroom at Stan's and says "Oh My God"
5. After you hear Kenny make a farting sound, Kenny goes "OW!"
6. When they are discussing what's wrong with their parents, Kenny
says "Well what I think, basically,
if you let the decision of what you watch to be under the parent's
control, television sucks. Television
sucks because parents get offended mmmmmmmmmmmm a baby sitter
for their kids."
be heard.
Halloween
The only time Kenny says something is when he comes back from
his grave, and it's either between
him saying something or just
laughing. You be the judge. here's what he says:"Heeeyyy,
I'm back, ahh."
Also Cartman when he is fantasizing that he's Hitler, when you
play it backwards he says stuff like
"You guys, seriously!" and "Hey
guys guess what?"
Starvin'
Marvin.
1.When the boys find out about the free sports watch, Kenny says
"Woo hoo!"
2.When Stan asks what vas deferens are Kenny says "tube that's
inside of your pee-pee" This one was
hard and if you
think it's something different please tell me
3.When Stan says "She said it(the sport watch)would come
tomarrow" Cartman, Kyle and Kenny all
say "Cool!"
Mr Hankey
1. When they are standing at the bus stop. Kyle opens up the shoebox
with the piece of poop in it. You
can clearly hear kenny say. "That is the sickest thing I
have ever fuckin' seen"
*Jay
Leno Special*
1.After all the kids are astounded by Jay's chin, Kenny says "It
looks like it's made of silicon!"